You have come into the anteroom of a large house that seems to go off in every direction

You have come into the anteroom of a large house that seems to go off in every
direction. There are hundreds of doors and archways and passages leading in all directions. A giant track organ built by Georg Swetzler and played by Piggy Darling causes the room to swell with the strains of Bach's Piggatta and Fugue. You have found your way into The Pig House. You realize you can't go back the way you came in; you will have to choose one of these ways out:

The Green door Red door Black Archway Red Arch Tunnel Sliding door Shaft Trap door Pink door Gold door	Smoky door Door with hex sign Back door Secret door Noisy door Magic door Metal door Door marked 'warning' Foul stench passage The bottomless pit